I wear many hats ⎯ figuratively.
Paula Reyes, 26, New York, New York;
THE HOUSE OF GRATITUDE
Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them.
How was this even caught on camera?
did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet
— (via orlansky)
Guy on the street: “Hey there sugar tits”
Me: “Hey there salty balls” *wink*
Proudest moment of my damn life